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doodilydoo) wrote2022-10-01 09:13 pm
doodilydoo) wrote2022-10-01 09:13 pm
[sail] tonight, i'm gonna burn down the garage.
Who: "Sharky" and...
Where: ???
What: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
When: October 5th - ???
[OCTOBER FIFTH.]
[Sharky wakes up an hour after Pratt leaves, still fucked up, nauseous, and reeling from what feels like a decade's worth of good memories crammed into one night. It's almost enough to make him throw up when he sees the room bedecked the room with lights. Is it possible to be so overcome with emotion that you vomit? It definitely feels that way, as Sharky lurches out of bed and staggers into the bathroom to deal with the immediate nausea.
Mistake number one is not falling back asleep after he's done booting. But as he stumbles back to bed, he finds himself reaching for the shoe-box of pictures for a little goodnight nostalgia. The box isn't where it should be, and a quick look around tells him that it's nowhere Pratt would leave it. He remembers shoving it aside at one point, maybe throwing his shirt on top of it? Which means it's probably still sitting up there in the club, abandoned and possibly thrown out with the trash.
Mistake number two is not texting Pratt to go and get the photos for him. The dude's already done enough, Sharky figures, and besides, walking is supposed to help sober you up. He's starting to think that, you know, maybe carrying water around and limiting his drinking to the latter eight hours of the day... was a really fucking good idea, and why the fuck isn't he doing more of that? Right now, he feels fucking awful. How did he do this every day before the camping trip? Holy shit. Is he an alcoholic??? He thought that it skipped a generation, though!
Sharky takes the elevator up to the promenade, bleary-eyed and chugging down water in a frankly reckless manner. It's that weird, empty hour before sunrise, too early for the early-risers and too late for most of the night-owls, and so the whole place is almost completely dead. Rischie is the worst of them all, bland dance music echoing in the empty club, and Sharky quickly picks the shoe-box out of the leftover garbage lying around. The creepy, all-eyes-on-me vibe follows him the whole way out.
The elevator makes a weird noise when he pushes the call button, the grinding, squealing sound of an unmaintained piece of machinery. Sharky knows the ship isn't repairing itself, so he decides to be smart and avoid the potential death drop. It would suck to die in what amounts to a bad trip to Disneyland.
And so, we arrive at mistake number three: the stairs.
Sharky gets from deck five to deck three with no problem. The stairwell is even emptier and stranger than the promenade had been, so he finds himself singing to himself under his breath as he goes. "Mmm-mm-hmm, woman's man, no time to talk; music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born..."
Singing leads to dancing, and dancing leads to him gleefully stepping off the landing, singing, "Life goin' nooo-where, somebody help me--!"
And it's about then that he realizes he missed the next step in the staircase. His ankle buckles as he goes down too hard, too fast, and he pitches forward. In the half-second before his head hits the landing, he laments the fact that his first death on the ship is going to be falling down the stairs. The thought that he might not die immediately when his neck snaps doesn't occur to him until it happens, leaving him momentarily gasping in white-hot pain and searing panic.
And then, something fucking spooky happens.
Pickles could not for the life of him tell you what the fuck just happened, but he knows for a fact it was spooky as shit. In the endless, yawning chasm of nothingness that had been his existence for as long as... forever... he had felt something. Or seen something. Or -- he can't remember, can't remember anything other than the dizzying giddiness of blinding bright lights and a rattling respiratory system, gasping for air in some stranger's body until, at last, he found himself sitting up.
And now he's here, slumped against the stairs, one side of his face a bright-hot flare of agonizing, delicious pain, a tooth laying out among the scattered photographs around him. He feels like he just got hit by a truck, and then he laughs because fuck, it feels so good. It takes him a solid five minutes before he can finally gather enough awareness to gather up the pictures, staggering to the feet he's wearing -- his feet. And then he makes his teetering, hungover way back to the room that he knows, somehow, belongs to this body. He needs time to think, and if he sits here too long, Friday's gonna show up and ruin everything.]
Where: ???
What: Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
When: October 5th - ???
[OCTOBER FIFTH.]
[Sharky wakes up an hour after Pratt leaves, still fucked up, nauseous, and reeling from what feels like a decade's worth of good memories crammed into one night. It's almost enough to make him throw up when he sees the room bedecked the room with lights. Is it possible to be so overcome with emotion that you vomit? It definitely feels that way, as Sharky lurches out of bed and staggers into the bathroom to deal with the immediate nausea.
Mistake number one is not falling back asleep after he's done booting. But as he stumbles back to bed, he finds himself reaching for the shoe-box of pictures for a little goodnight nostalgia. The box isn't where it should be, and a quick look around tells him that it's nowhere Pratt would leave it. He remembers shoving it aside at one point, maybe throwing his shirt on top of it? Which means it's probably still sitting up there in the club, abandoned and possibly thrown out with the trash.
Mistake number two is not texting Pratt to go and get the photos for him. The dude's already done enough, Sharky figures, and besides, walking is supposed to help sober you up. He's starting to think that, you know, maybe carrying water around and limiting his drinking to the latter eight hours of the day... was a really fucking good idea, and why the fuck isn't he doing more of that? Right now, he feels fucking awful. How did he do this every day before the camping trip? Holy shit. Is he an alcoholic??? He thought that it skipped a generation, though!
Sharky takes the elevator up to the promenade, bleary-eyed and chugging down water in a frankly reckless manner. It's that weird, empty hour before sunrise, too early for the early-risers and too late for most of the night-owls, and so the whole place is almost completely dead. Rischie is the worst of them all, bland dance music echoing in the empty club, and Sharky quickly picks the shoe-box out of the leftover garbage lying around. The creepy, all-eyes-on-me vibe follows him the whole way out.
The elevator makes a weird noise when he pushes the call button, the grinding, squealing sound of an unmaintained piece of machinery. Sharky knows the ship isn't repairing itself, so he decides to be smart and avoid the potential death drop. It would suck to die in what amounts to a bad trip to Disneyland.
And so, we arrive at mistake number three: the stairs.
Sharky gets from deck five to deck three with no problem. The stairwell is even emptier and stranger than the promenade had been, so he finds himself singing to himself under his breath as he goes. "Mmm-mm-hmm, woman's man, no time to talk; music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born..."
Singing leads to dancing, and dancing leads to him gleefully stepping off the landing, singing, "Life goin' nooo-where, somebody help me--!"
And it's about then that he realizes he missed the next step in the staircase. His ankle buckles as he goes down too hard, too fast, and he pitches forward. In the half-second before his head hits the landing, he laments the fact that his first death on the ship is going to be falling down the stairs. The thought that he might not die immediately when his neck snaps doesn't occur to him until it happens, leaving him momentarily gasping in white-hot pain and searing panic.
And then, something fucking spooky happens.
Pickles could not for the life of him tell you what the fuck just happened, but he knows for a fact it was spooky as shit. In the endless, yawning chasm of nothingness that had been his existence for as long as... forever... he had felt something. Or seen something. Or -- he can't remember, can't remember anything other than the dizzying giddiness of blinding bright lights and a rattling respiratory system, gasping for air in some stranger's body until, at last, he found himself sitting up.
And now he's here, slumped against the stairs, one side of his face a bright-hot flare of agonizing, delicious pain, a tooth laying out among the scattered photographs around him. He feels like he just got hit by a truck, and then he laughs because fuck, it feels so good. It takes him a solid five minutes before he can finally gather enough awareness to gather up the pictures, staggering to the feet he's wearing -- his feet. And then he makes his teetering, hungover way back to the room that he knows, somehow, belongs to this body. He needs time to think, and if he sits here too long, Friday's gonna show up and ruin everything.]
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im cool
supes cool
suuuuuper cool
heads killin me tho
uhhh u got 1 those hangover cookies btws
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Otherwise, in the absense of magic cures, I could bring you some painkillers from the infirmary. Are you still in your cabin?
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ya im in here now
no roommate??? idk
probs all good
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[ Giles is honestly still concerned, but he's going to chalk his misgivings up to Sharky's hangover, at least until he sets eyes on the man. He decides against contacting Oswald for now, but if mundane means prove ineffective he'll reach out then.
He goes to the infirmary first, for the promised painkillers, then ducks back into the cottage to put together a small tray of food to take with him as well. All told, it's almost precisely fifteen minutes later that he knocks on Sharky's door. ]
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Okay. Okay okay. This is fine, this is all good, everything's cool. God damn was he ever fuckin' lucky to find a guy who actually types like a normal fuckin dude. Just gotta... yanno, dig through these texts, see what this new dude's whole deal is -- oooh, bang buddies, cool, cool, nice -- sexy thirst trap of his boyfriend, double win, boy did he hitch his horse to the right... horse. Damn, if only the others were here, they'd probably... really........ like these bodies............
Huh.
The thing about getting away with a crime of opportunity is that the next time the opportunity arises, you're more likely to double-down. Pickles, feeling fucking awesome and powerful in this six-foot-tall body with a huge dick and apparently legendary tolerance, is most certainly going to go for it.
Seriously, how hard can it be to brain some nerd with a bottle? He used to do it all the time.
The knock startles him, then galvanizes him into action.]
Uhhhh-!!! Just a seeeecond! [As he sing-songs out, he moves the heavy ceramic jug by the bed closer to the door, testing the weight as he goes. Yeah, should be good enough...
Pickles pulls open the door with sunny grin, never mind the bruising around his face or the missing back molar from where Sharky ate it on the stairs. He realizes as he does that he fucking did not pay attention to the name. Ossie or Giles? ...Guy looks like a Giles.]
Heeeeeeyyyyy. [And to Pickles' credit (or luck), he does manage to sound pretty much exactly like a hung-over Sharky.] Awww, lookit the spread, man! That's so nice of ya... [...Now he feels a little bad about this, but -- well, shit. Toki would bring him snacks, too, you know!] Here, c'mon in!!! Heh, I'd ask if you wanna beer but I don't got any. [He drank them already.]
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Needless to say his concern is not dying down in the least ]
It's probably a good thing you haven't got any, you might... [ he frowns, almost stops himself because Sharky is perfectly capable of making his own decisions, but no it does need to be said ] You might want to ease off on the alcohol for awhile. At least until you've healed somewhat.
[ He comes in, to put the tray down somewhere if nothing else. But he has every intention of quietly organising the room to prevent further mishaps, and also seeing what he can do for the sorry state of Sharky's face. ]
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Ugh, focus. Look, the guy's just fuckin' standin' there, lookin' to put the spread down.]
Maaaaaaybe you're right. [Pickles sets his sights on that perfectly maintained hairline, picking up the satisfyingly heavy moonshine jug. Yeah. Yeah, this should do just fine.]
I guess I get too carried away, huh?
[Pickles lifts his arm and throws all of Sharky's weight into the downward swing, bringing the ceramic jug down with considerable force against that tender spot connecting Giles' skull to his spine.]
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He grunts, falls to his knees, reaches blindly for something, anything, to grab hold of, something to fight with, or protect himself with. There's something- he can- a contract, he can disappear if he can just clear his mind long enough to use it ]
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JUST -- [He brings the jug down again, swinging it as if Giles were a teeball that had personally insulted his mother,] GET OUTTA HERE!
[He brings it down once more, this time over the top of Giles' head, smashing the ceramic over his head and filling the room with the distinct, overwhelming smell of ethanol. His chest is heaving, his whole body primed for a fight because he has no idea what's going to happen next.
...What the fuck, was this guy drinking straight gasoline???]
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And then there's just...
Nothing.
Giles's body just lies there for long moment, face down in a puddle alcohol and ceramic shards and a bit of blood. ]
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Well that was rather something wasn't it? Jolly good show, darling, very impressive. [ Ginger sits up, in a very awkward series of movements that result in him leaning against the bed ] Is this moonshine? I say, I haven't had any in nigh on a century, forgot just how delightfully strong it can be.
[ Is he licking it from his fingers, and trying to collect more from the floor like some sort of gremlin? Yes. Yes he is.
He also doesn't seem to care that he's still in the room with the person who tried to kill his new body, hasn't even looked up to see who it actually is yet. ]
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Of course, that whole hope gets seriously fucking dashed when he hears the hoity-toity accent. Fuck. Damn! So it ain't that simple, huh?]
Ginger? Is that you??? Sonofabitch, that was supposed ta be Toki's new body, dude!! [And he kicks Ginger in the leg. Not hard, just like. Fuck you for leaving my bandmate in a perpetual state of nonexistence, you sack of shit!]
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[ He looks very offended at the kick, or he would if the expression didn't twist the new face in strange way. Shit happens when you end up in the body of someone who has to actively remember to emote it seems. ]
Pickles, then, I'm guessing? [ wiiiide old grin ] Doesn't matter who you wanted darling, because if anyone was getting first pick of dear old Earnest's simply delightful body, it was going to me.
It's a pity you couldn't swing me darling Ossie instead, I'd wear him far better. Still, no matter, I shall just have to content myself with the fact that he can't have what's his anymore and he won't even know it.
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Well soooorry, but it turns out Earnest here's bonin' this guy, sooo, he's the one who came a'knockin'. If you want, I can kick ya out an' we can try again...
[Bonking Giles over the head didn't really... mmmm. Didn't really scratch the itch, man.]
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He's going to scream. Or maybe cry.
No, no. Definitely scream. ]
Dash and blast and bugger and Fuck!! Stupid bloody Autumn Darkling piece of shit. Why do I have his fucking contracts??? If I have his accursed bloody frailty too I am going. To kill someone.
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[GRIN]
What's the matter, Gings??? Worried you're gonna hafta get by on your natural charisma?
[GRIN -- falters]
...Shit. Ahhhh, fuck, shit, man, these motherfuckers are gonna notice somethin's up the second you open your goddamn mouth!!! You got his voice, but there ain't no mistakin' you for that dude! They're gonna tell Friday!
[Honestly, it's a miracle she isn't already down here, poking around. Shouldn't someone have noticed what they just pulled off? ...Shouldn't someone be... doing something...????]
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[ He glares, and it only gets icier the longer Pickles talks ]
I can be subtle, darling, and anyway, it'll be just too easy to pretend to be Earnest. All I have to do stare blankly at people and pretend I have a stick up my arse the size of a flagpole. No-one'll notice, you'll see.
It's not like he ever talks to anyone anyway.
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If Friday finds out, we're gonna be in so much trouble! She's gonna put our sorry asses right back in the ship an' I can NOT go back to that... goddamn... that! You better not blow it for us, man, or else we're gonna lose our one chance outta the black!
[And then his panic... pops, like a bubble. He looks back towards the door.]
...Where is Friday, anyway? Isn't this the kinda shit she should be dealin' with?
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[ Oh yeah, he's on the verge of tears now. The stress is really getting to him. Oh hey there's a transformation contract in here. That sounds nice. Maybe he'll turn into a cat and hide in the rafters for a year or so.
Wait there's still talking.
Don't dissociate yet. ]
Uhhhhhhh... I don't know. Maybe she's busy? Or is that too much to hope for?
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[...]
Okay, okay, fuck, dude, get it together. [As if he wasn't literally freaking out seconds ago.] Nobody's goin' back -- look, so long as we lay low, we should be fine. Fuckin' suck it up an' start broodin' more, that's what he's supposed to be like, right? Shit. ...She really ain't fuckin' comin', is she???
[He straight up goes to the door, opens it, and looks out. He leans on it once it's closed again.] ...There's no way it's that easy, right?
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[ He shakes his head, frowning like just trying to connect the dots is taking all the power of every braincell he ever had ]
Doesn't matter. The point is, darling, that I certainly never had the chance to get out before, so maybe whatever let that happen, also means we won't get put back any time soon.
So if we just... Try not to get caught maybe it'll be okay?
[...]
You should try again to get your Toki back, darling. There's got to be other people you could take down just as easily with that big strong body of yours. [ wink ]
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[There are some wheels turning here, for sure. He gives Ginger a withering glare at "your Toki," but doesn't... correct him. Whatever! That's not the point!]
...I am pret-ty strong, now... [Not that he wasn't before! Just. Damn, he's like, half a foot taller and at least a hundred pounds heavier.] It's kinda a crap-shoot, though, ain't it? ...Might gotta do it a couple times before Toki gets his sweet ass in gear. Or Nate... [Skwisgaar, Murderface... Not to mention the others he remembers.] ...I can't leave 'em there. Not if -- not if we can get out. Not if we can stay out.
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So try it as many times as it takes, darling. Not a single ruddy one of us deserves that- that nothingness and I think it's about time these... People [ he all but spits it ] had their turn at it. Don't you think, darling?
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...Yeah. Yeah, yanno, I kinda do.
[He cannot believe he's agreeing with Ginger right now, but you know what? It's a brave new world, and fuck these people in it.]
How long's it been for 'em... a couple months, feels like? [He's just kind of going off the vibes(tm) of Sharky's memories, not interested or willing to try and integrate more this dude into his whole deal.] Bet they won't even notice if we shuffle a couple souls around.
[He's assuming they haven't built deep interpersonal bonds in the span of a measly 6 months...]
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[ Ginger's formed a sum total of One (1) deep interpersonal bond in his entire life, and all it taught him was that they're pointless and only cause more pain in the long run. So as far as he's concerned it's not possible for anyone on the boat to know or care enough about someone to notice anything wrong. ]
So long as we keep Friday busy, darling, it'll be delightfully simple
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