[Of COURSE he picks the one fuckin' guy on the entire ship who Ginger would actually know!!! This goddamn lumberjack just had to go and get involved with fairies, didn't he??]

Well soooorry, but it turns out Earnest here's bonin' this guy, sooo, he's the one who came a'knockin'. If you want, I can kick ya out an' we can try again...

[Bonking Giles over the head didn't really... mmmm. Didn't really scratch the itch, man.]