[The mental drumroll gives way and.... ta-dah! It's a gigantic fuckin' douchebag!
The shit-eating grin is eerie to see on the surfer-bro body he'd just been talking to, but the creep factor is outweighed by the fact that FUCK YOU CHASE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE THE GUITARIST'S BODY --]
Oooooh, I am gonna kill you, motherfucker! [As he brandishes the guitar -- hey, the neck's still straight! -- for another swing.] I teed that kid up perfectly for Toki or Skwis!!!
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The shit-eating grin is eerie to see on the surfer-bro body he'd just been talking to, but the creep factor is outweighed by the fact that FUCK YOU CHASE YOU CAN'T EVEN PLAY WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE THE GUITARIST'S BODY --]
Oooooh, I am gonna kill you, motherfucker! [As he brandishes the guitar -- hey, the neck's still straight! -- for another swing.] I teed that kid up perfectly for Toki or Skwis!!!