I didn't do anythin'! This dude, uhhh, Shaaarky, he tripped on the goddamn stairs.

[It definitely looks like one side of his face met something hard very suddenly. The lost tooth is... well, lost -- he'd left it behind in the stairwell. Ehhh, the ghosts probably got it taken care of.]

I guess I gotta go put some ice on it or somethin'. Ooooh, I ain't been to the infirmary since... yanno. Bet they still stock that old-timey cocaine juice...

[Will that help with the huge bruise spread across his cheek? Sure! Why not???]

Good news is, I can keep the beard until the swelling goes down.